The Normie Project
Inspired by $unc

A memecoin that actually onboards normies.

Most coins talk about adoption. We’re going to the street. The plan is simple: buy the supply, walk up to real people, help them set up a wallet, and send them a bag — no group chats, no hoops.

The idea

Crypto’s big unlock was supposed to be people. Somewhere along the way we started shipping coins to each other instead of to the world. The Normie Project flips that.

We take a meaningful position in the token, then spend our time in cafes, barbershops, gyms, and bus stops — explaining the basics and handing over a real bag the person actually owns.

01

30% of supply

Team buy, publicly tracked. This is the fuel for the airdrops.

02

0.01% per normie

Sent directly to their new Phantom wallet — no claims, no signups.

03

In person

Real conversations. Real wallets created. Real ownership.

04

Warm onboarding

We don’t pitch — we teach. They leave with a wallet and a story.

How it works

  1. We buy 30% of supply on launch and hold it for onboarding.
  2. We go outside. Coffee shops, skateparks, universities, markets.
  3. We help them install Phantom and walk them through the basics in a few minutes.
  4. We airdrop 0.01% of supply straight to the wallet they just made.
  5. They own it. No strings, no group to join. That’s the whole loop.

Why this matters

A wallet created with a bag inside is a different kind of wallet. It’s someone’s first page in crypto — and we’d rather that page start with a handshake than a Discord link.

Want to help?

If you want to onboard people in your city, or you just want to follow along, keep an eye here. Token and contract details go live at launch.